panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

(via justnataliepeters)

"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via justnataliepeters)

thomasscohen:

this is probably the best quote from anything ever

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ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

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kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

(via justnataliepeters)

twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

image

yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

(via captnsequins)

relahvant:

wouldyoukickmeinthefaceplease:

Now try and tell me women overreact and that we have nothing to be afraid of. There are people supporting what this guy did, he killed innocent people because women had rejected him, because he wasn’t popular, because he was a virgin at 22. People are making excuses for him and his actions, women are being told that murder is what they should expect when they reject unwanted sexual advances. I should not be afraid for my life because I say no. 

sigh what the actual fuck is wrong with people, honestly to everyone on this planet I sincerely apologise for my whole gender fucking hell, some people need to realise that no man is entitled to any woman, especially not entitled to sex with every woman smh

(via theteenagedfeminist)

thebicker:

wilwheaton:

Joseph Fink, for. the. win.

Of course, The Subpar Human Being (that’s what his blog title is, right?) felt the need to #NotAllMen us.

thebicker:

wilwheaton:

Joseph Fink, for. the. win.

Of course, The Subpar Human Being (that’s what his blog title is, right?) felt the need to #NotAllMen us.

dauntlessbeforebl00d:

PREACH
confusedmindbutclassy:

coaster:

I LOVE THIS OMFG

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

confusedmindbutclassy:

coaster:

I LOVE THIS OMFG

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: shaniquasblog, via captnsequins)

thebicker:

introspectivemeltdown:

anomaly1:

whoa…

This is my favorite post of all time. Once you see this there’s no going back. Our government isn’t a government. Its a corporation. Our congressmen aren’t elected officials they are CEOs who buy their way into office.

Remember that time a conservative columnist said it was un-American to let the poors vote because it was like giving house keys to a burglar? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA laugh to keep from crying

(Source: thinksquad)